gurustellabella:

sirderpington:

hellwhip:

l0vingl-y:

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unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT

This is terrifying

THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO

WHERE DID YOU PURCHASE THIS CAT?? AMAZON?? Bahahahha see what I did there ;)

gurustellabella:

sirderpington:

hellwhip:

l0vingl-y:

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT

This is terrifying

THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO

WHERE DID YOU PURCHASE THIS CAT?? AMAZON?? Bahahahha see what I did there ;)

ginger-yuri-girl:

xlinzballx:

deez-sluts:

me

this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my life

You’re not i want to kiss you too


Anonymous whispered:

"I will ride you to the ends of the earth cause baby you fine"

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"I’m not sure whether to be aroused, or laugh."

Real fuckin smooth…

whereloyaltylies:

When your RP partner asks you to write the starter but you’re like

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What A Lovely City. I Think I’ll Take It. 

                                  Prototype/Infamous drabble


     
New Marais, a decent city at the south end of the states, it was lively, had some variety to it. People bustled about going on with their normal day to day lives, street performers putting on shows along the side walks to make some extra cash, a place where lots of traders, sailors, migrants, even tourists or vacationers flow through. One could walk the streets and visit the side walk cafe’s and shop during the day then visit the bars and clubs when they party at night, place even had it’s very own red light district. Quite the lively place at times.

          But none of that mattered to Alex. Slowly walking across a rooftop till he stood by the edge, scanning the streets below, watching the people, studying, analyzing every little detail to the place. How could such an inconvienent little place like this catch his attention? What could possibly have brought the virus from his city of Manhattan all the way to a hick little town like this at the ass end of the states? It certainly wasn’t the parties or cheap sex, it wasn’t even the local militia who seemed to almost be the ones running this city now. No it was something much more.
        Nobody seemed to really take notice of him, if he had to guess it looked as if he might be in what was the entertainment district of the city, large theater, small park near the center, restaurants.. Nice day, warm weather, lots of people were out, a dark smirk playing at his lips a moment.
Without a word or any movement, a red almost smoky haze started to emit from him, biomass around his shoulders and upper back shifting ever so slightly, lasting for a few moments before disappearing, it wasn’t long after that the sound of heavy paws hitting the ground, scrape of a claw and the heavy breathing, as a pack of Brawlers now joined him on the rooftop, massive muscular beasts, like hounds straight out of hell. They were eager, hungry, ready for action, snapping and giving low growls as they waited for their master.
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      Turning his head back to the streets as he had glanced back at them, waiting a few more moments before raising his hand and giving a slight gesture as signal for them to go. 
Giving a roar they were instantly off, three of them breaking into a run as they launched themselves from the rooftop. Instantly the chaos erupted, the sound of screeching tires and screams filled the air. 
  One of the Brawlers landing directly on a car, smashing it in, glass flying out as the windows blew out in all directions, hopping off to attack people in the small park area, the other two running through the sidewalks and streets, mailboxes, cars, signs, anything in their path getting destroyed.  The sounds of claws tearing through flesh, peoples dying screams as teeth sunk into them, blood splattering the walls and pavement, it was a bloodbath, even some of the militia had found their way to the scene and opened fire, gunfire filling the air. One had even grabbed a grenade from his belt, pulling the pin and just about ready to throw it when he was hit full force with a limp body that was thrown at him, dropping the grenade as it exploded, killing him and several others of his men. 
   It all continued on till finally he heard it, the sound Alex had been waiting for, static, the crack electricity, it was getting louder and within moments the man known as Cole MacGrath came striding into the scene, grinding against the power lines of a tram system that ran through the city, leaping off and landing hard on his feet on the ground below. 
Straightening himself up as he took a slow glance around, a look of shock on his face "Holy shit…"  Finally his gaze set on one of the beasts. 
The three of them, spread across the large area, having completely stopped what they were doing as they had their gaze on him. "Well, you guys are new." He’d mutter aloud. One finally giving a roar as it then turned and broke into a run, charging at him, the other two doing the same right after. Cocking his head slightly as he took in a breath.
"Alright poochy, let’s see how ticklish." Giving an almost flick of his wrists as bright blue electricity started to crack from his hands, breaking into a run himself as he went right for the beast. Once close enough the Brawler raised one of it’s arms and swiped at the man, but just at the last moment Cole bend himself back and slid on his knees right under it’s arm, reaching back and pulling his amp as he swung it as hard as he could, and rammed it into the beasts ribs, a loud crack as an electric shock erupted from the blow, the Brawler collapsing on it’s side abit as it gave a yelp, just getting back up to his feet in time to outstretch his hand, blue electricity forming up his arm and firing out from his hand hitting the second Brawler directly in the chest as he sent a good 50,000 volts through it’s body, the beast giving a loud growl as it was shocked, falling hunched over abit, smoke rising from it’s body, slowly rising to it’s feet as it gave heavy breaths.  The third Brawler having seen this gave a loud roar turning abit as it smashed it’s large claw on the hood of a car, gripping and tearing into the metal as it ripped the hood off it’s hinges, rearing it’s arm back and hurled it at the man. Cole leapt in the air in an attempt to dodge it but was a little short on his timing, being hit full force by the projectile, crashing and rolling on the ground, though he barely had any  time to recover as the beasts were back on him, swiping their claws and snapping at him between blasts of electricity, dodging and bashing away at the beasts with his him.

      Alex stood watching it all from the rooftop, his arm raised up as his hand rested on the back of a fourth Brawler that was sitting next to him, eventually giving it a slap on its back. "Go." He simply said and instantly the beast was off, leaping from the roof top to the ground below and charging straight for the ongoing fight.  
 Cole was still busy with the other three, fighting them off, wearing them down but no matter what they still kept at him. 
Firing another shock at two of them, running up the back of one when he leapt off, amp raised over his head as he was ready to smash it down over the third’s skull but before he reached it he was suddenly knocked aside. The fourth Brawler had leapt through the air and with a swipe of it’s claw had bashed Cole and sent him flying, crashing into some construction scaffolding across the street, wood and metal crashing down all around and over him. 
 Several moments later slight groans could be heard, the dust clearing away abit as the man shoved some debre off of him. “You guys are alot tougher then the usual bugs around here..” He’d mutter with a groan as he slowly got to his feet, coughing abit from the dust, getting back to his senses as he looked around, the Brawlers were around him, a building to his back, two infront of him and the other two on either of his flanks, slowly inching themselves forward, snapping their jaws and growling at him, he was trapped and he didn’t have enough energy left to fly but, looking around a moment he noticed he was fairly close to a couple power lines, it was time to really fry these assholes, shifting in his stance abit, electricity starting to crack and glow around his arms again, his muscles tightening, his focus on the beasts. 

     From the rooftop all the way across the town center Alex watched, he could tell the man was getting ready for something, perhaps it was time to finally make his appearance, bending at his knees a little bit, the red haze of his biomass starting to form and shift abit around his legs as he then leapt off from the rooftop and sent himself soaring through the sky like a rocket, the wind rushing past him, reaching his peak height within seconds, starting to slow down and just for a split second hang in the air till gravity took hold again and brought him rushing back down, it was only a matter of seconds but when he came down, he came down like a missle landing on and instantly crushing in a car that was parked in the street infront of where Cole was, the glass shattering, the ground cratering in, a shockwave emitting out from the impact so hard that the force knocked Cole right off his feet and back on his ass, canceling out any sort of charge he was building, it all seemed to play out in slow motion for a moment, groaning again as he watched, Cole saw the silhoette of a man through the dust that had erupted up from the shockwave, slowly rise up from the crushed car, grunting as he slowly tried to get to his feet, heavy pants escaping his mouth. 

   A slow clap rang out as Alex slapped his hands together for a moment as he stepped from the wrecked car.
 "Quite a show I must say." He called out, making his way across the street, "I hope my boys didn’t give you too much trouble." 

"You… You sent these things?" Cole would ask to the stranger, his eyes squinting abit as he tried to get a better look at the man. 

"I did, yes." 

A flash of anger went across Coles’ eyes, electricity starting to crack from his arms again as he was gonna attempt to fry this fucker, but before he could do anything. 

"You look quite exhausted..  Here, perhaps you should cool off." Alex would call out, having reached the sidewalk and in an instant shifted one of his arms into a blade as he swung it down and sliced the top off of a fire hydrant, his arm instantly shifting back to normal as he then placed his foot over the erupting stream of water and angling the blast straight at Cole. The blast of water knocking him on his back once more, the stream nearly drowning him, turning his head, trying to get some sort of breath of air, what remaining charge he had being drained away. Alex let the stream wash over the man for a good bit, till he was sure he was good and drained of his powers, finally removing his foot and sealing the hydrant with small bit of biomass. 
Cole was coughing and spitting up some water as groaned, trying to shift abit, god he felt exhausted now, before he could even move though a several black tendrils snaked out from the wreckage he was laying in and coiled themselves tight around both his arms and legs, not allowing him to move much, Alex giving a slight gesture of his hand as his Brawlers then instantly broke off in a run scattering abit around the two of them, moving to the buildings, smashing power boxes, the others completely ripping out power poles from the ground and tossing them over to the side like nothing, the pack disabling any source of power that Cole could draw from in the area around the two, returning to stand around them when they were done. 

There, can’t have you flying off now can we?” Alex would say.
"Who.. the hell are you?" Cole would ask between a couple coughs, still trying to catch his breath abit.

Giving a slight chuckle as he took a couple more steps forward. “Alex Mercer, maybe ya’v heard of me, quite the rage in New York.”
   Lowering his gaze abit, eyes shifting as he thought, it sounded familiar, turning his gaze back on the hooded figure. 
"That viral outbreak..  That was you."
"You got it."

"So what the hell do you want? Come all this way just to kill me?" He’d ask, pulling abit on one of the tendrils that bound his arms but was no use, he was too weak at the moment.

A low chuckle eminating from Alex’s lips. "Please, if I wanted to kill you I’d have done it 20 minutes ago.  No, let’s talk Cole."
"How the hell you know me?" 
"Oh well your good friend Dalton helped me with that, you remember him don’t you?"
"What’d that prick say to you?"

Giving another laugh, "Oh well he actually didn’t have to say a single word."  Alex would say, giving a dark smile, soon swirls of biomass began to form around him as his figure instantly changed, his clothes, his build, face, till he resembled someone completely different, a young man, early twenty’s, even wearing Cole’s old black and yellow jacket that he had given to the kid before their last argument and he had stormed off. 

Alex leaning in abit, that grin still on his face as he wore his new ‘look’. "And he had quite the electric personality too." Alex would say, his voice even different, raising his hand abit as flashes of red electricity flashed around his hand. "Thought disappointingly not quite as strong.  Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so impatient with him" Turning his gaze back to Cole as he lowered his hand. 

A look of almost shock and horror across his face before changing to anger. 
"Dalt… The Fuck Did You Do To Him?! Where Is He?!" Cole shouted at the man, struggling against his restraints but to no avail.

Another dark chuckle from Alex, "Oh don’t worry, he’s dead.  Ya see.." Alex started, turning and starting to pace abit as he continued to talk. "He’s me now, I am him.. I consume people. I take their identities." He’d say, his body shifting and changing to that of another man. "I take their memories." Saying in a woman’s voice as he changed again into a woman, then shifting again into a soldier, "I take their abilities." Turning to look back at Cole as he shifted back into his normal self. "I break down and copy them right down to the genetic level. I adapt, I overcome, I survive. It’s what I do."

"So your just good for nothing on your own. You take other peoples identities, that your power? You piece of shit." 

"Noo, it’s so much more than that, you don’t even understand.  But ya see.. Dalton here, he gave me a taste of something new, something better, the power he had, that power I now have ohhh.. It’s a whole new game.  See through him I found out about this city, about others like him.. About you."  His tone getting abit more darker, as he approached closer. "See, I know all about you Cole. Your power, your weakness, what makes you tick.  And I wan’t it. All of it. Everyones."

"Then why don’t you shut the fuck up and take it already?" 

"Hahahaha… Ah that would be too easy though. Blackwatch, the military, there’s no challenge to them anymore, quite boring actually, not really worth my time.  See, /I’m/ gonna give you a chance Cole. I’m gonna let you live, let you go. You can warn your friends, build an army, try to get more power.. Then in two weeks time from now.. I’m comin for you."

"I’m gonna fuckin kill you." 
"That’s what I want to hear. Good meet Cole. Tick tock." Alex would say before leaning up from where he was leaning over on his leg that was bent up on some rubble, raising a hand and snapping his fingers, the Brawlers instantly turning to walk over to him. The tendrils uncurling themselves from around Cole’s arms and legs and disappearing back into the rubble. 
"Two Weeks MacGrath!" Alex would yell back as he walked away, a moment later bending his knees and launching himself into the sky, landing on a rooftop across the way and disappearing from sight, the Brawlers in close pursuit behind him. 
Cole letting his head fall back with a thud, his breaths heavy as he looked up to the sky for a moment. 
"Shit.." 
      

// I apologize beforehand cause I’m about to clog up the dash with a very long drabble.  

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// Thank God Australia is just one big ass island.

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